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| User: | tally_cat (714743)  Extra, Extra...Read All About It
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| Name: | Catherine the Great[est] | |||||||||||||
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| Website: | tally_cat designs | |||||||||||||
| Location: | Tallahassee, Florida, United States | |||||||||||||
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| Bio: | The Long of It: 1. My age is unimportant to you. Why? Because I say so - now shut up.
2. My sexual orientation is none of your nevermind. Though, I am rather straight. Okay, I am, in fact, unequivocally straight. Aaaaand, I am married to the most wonderful man in the world. No, really - he is. My husband could kick your ass...or, at least, prosecute you (in a court of law) like nobody's business. Yea. So watch it. 3. I work in a not-so-bad gig. I am, however, searching for greener pastures to graze upon...should you find anything, let me know. 4. While my age doesn't matter to you...my birthday does. Mark it down on your calendar ------> August, 26th. Buy me things. [Thank you, in advance.] 5. I am not stupid. Random, yes. Stupid, no. Don't like it? Sue me. (I'm engaged to an attorney, so I could really give a rat's ass.) 6. My random, witty and sarcastic nature makes me the belle of any ball. Okay, maybe not the "belle" - perhaps the ... "cool-ass bitch" ... yeah, that sounds about right. I'm so cool, that I have to ward off the throngs of people who want to be seen with me. Uh huh - ward them off, I say. With flaming sticks. BIG flaming sticks. (I had to order them specially because I needed flaming sticks that big to ward off that many people.) 7. I am not this sarcastic in person. (Unless I'm drunk.) (Or tired.) (Or sick.) (Or awake.) 8. Don't forget to buy me things for my birthday. August 26th. If you need a postcard reminder to be mailed to you a week and a half beforehand so you still have time to go out and shop for me, that can be arranged. Feel free to email me. The Short of It: I am Cat. I rock. The dumber people think you are ... the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. *********************************** Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats. Do You love me? *WOW* That many people love me!..... g'head - HUG ME - show me the love Everyone loves me. No, really. Check out this quote from a friend - -> "...you are officially my hero" - ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} jspurlin | |||||||||||||
| Memories: | 23 entries | |||||||||||||
| Pictures: | over 100 public | |||||||||||||
| Interests: | 77: being better than you, building things, camping, cartoons, catanese, cheesecake, china painting, coffee, community, cooking, creating recipes, debate, decorating my townhouse, education, events, faith, family, family guy, flashy things, flickr, florida state university, floyd's, forensic psychology, freckles, fresh market, friends, fsu, futurama, gardening, getting in shape, gmail, heavy weapons, ironing, lake placid (fl), lappy cat, libraries, live journal, live music, making jewelry, movies eight (dollar theater), mp3s, music, oldenfeld, pampered chef, philosophy, photography, pina coladas, psychology, ramen noodles, reading, road trips, saliva (the band), sarcasm, sca, shinedown, shiny objects, singing, singing in the shower, sleep, socialburn, song writing, sony cybershot, south florida community college, spirituality, stagridge, strati, taking over the world, talking to myself, tallahassee, tallahassee community college, the saturn, the simpsons, theater, trimaris, winning, woodworking, world domination | |||||||||||||
| Schools: | Cracker Trail Elementary School - Sebring, FL Lake Placid High School - Lake Placid, FL (1999 - 2001) Florida State University - Tallahassee, FL (2001 - present) South Florida Community College - Highlands Campus - Avon Park, FL (2002 - 2004) Tallahassee Community College - Tallahassee, FL (2004 - 2005) | |||||||||||||
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