`Tis the day of "International Talk Like a Gentleman o' fortune"! This be one o' th' best days o' th' voyage of ye life.

While I be at work, th' tide be still a good one. Thankfully, 'tis Friday. I be very excited about th' game goin' on t'morrow. 't ortin' ta be a good one. I be also excited about th' pre-game party up on th' deck o' th' stadium. That ortin' ta be awesome as well.